"Me amarraron como puerco!"

In a desolate place in Mexico named Guadalajara there was once a humble man named Guillermo López Langarica that was arrested for driving under the influence of alcochol. When they asked him if he was drunk he answered, "y que? no eh chocado!". He didn't understand why he was being taken in because he had not even had an accident of any type while he was drunkdriving. Then he demanded the police to give him back his 500.00 pesos that he supposedly carried with him before the arrest, explaining he had a pack of a hundred 500.00 pesos. This was very unlikely due to his condition and other obvious reasons. A news reporter continued to interrogate him and ask him about who he was and he anwered "yo soy hijo del papa" and assured that his father was head of a very important organization called "CANACA". When he was asked what CANACA meant he answered, "Centrales de Abastos de la República Mexicana", which is not coherent . He then began to complain about his arrest and in the end he shouted, "Me amarraron como puerco!". Sadly this colorful individual passed away in a car accident on the night of September 25, 2008, while he was ironically sober.

Here is the link for the video:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T73jPLxXYxI

Panda/MCR plagiarism

The famed Mexican rock band Panda is accused of copying music from the American group My Chemical Romance. All over the internet people post blogs and even create sites that talk about this, this may be one more. The songs Disculpa los Malos Pensamientos, Miedo a las alturas and several other riffs from Panda are presumably plagiarized from MCR. But MCR has also "copied" music from Panda and the proof are the songs: I don't love you, Demolition Lovers and other riffs. But the truth is that plagiarism is a crime that artists can't get away with. If Panda would have actually copied whole songs like people say, wouldn't they have been punished for this? The fact that their music is alike is just a coincidence, because it is very unlikely that MCR goes to Panda concerts to listen to their music or that they buy their CDs. But it is irrefutable that some MCR music is similar to Panda music, so I guess that whether there is plagiarism between these to bands is up to you to decide.

Here are links to some videos about the topic:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDg20PYTBpE

 www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSSCgGp_HD0

"Holajajaja yo tengo papa"

Jesus Alejandro is a little boy of about 7 to 13 years old who appears in a video that was posted on youtube. He begins his video by saying, "Holajajaja yo tengo papa" then laughing like a psychopath. He is missing a whole lot of teeth and his hair looks like he has undergone chemotherapy. When they asked him where did he cut his hair he answered "tu cola". During the video he talks about his girlfriend with whom he supposedly has intimate ralations with. This is something very unlikely because of his age and other obvious reasons. He continuously says

"inches shhhissshhoootas" reffering to his girlfriend's breasts. Overall this video is just about some weird kid talking about having sex with his girlfriend in a stupid way. Many people have seen this video already but if you haven't here is the link.(you wont be able to see it here in school because all the sites are blocked)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-f1u4sll4

Cruz Azul-Monterrey final 2009

Twelve years ago the team Cruz Azul was champion of the mexican soccer league and they dreamed of a future filled with success. Unfortunately for them, they have never won another championship since then. In the last three years they have advanced to three finals and lost every single one of them. They believed that their badluck would end this time against Monterrey counting on their top scorer Emmanuel Villa, who scored 17 goals during the season. But the same story happened again and Monterrey won the first game ,heroically, 4 goals to 3. On the second leg the game was played a bit carelessly and rough. But in the end Monterrey literally murdered Cruz Azul with a 2-1 victory. Monterrey now celebrates their third championship in their history after six years of their last victory. Some people believe that the team Cruz Azul will dissolve and cease to exist because it is unbelieveable that a team with such bad luck can exist. Cruz Azul fans are devastated and they cannot stop crying over their "fracaso".